Amazing sexy action colourful post!

Great. Now I have your attention! The attention span of the average citizen is declining at a steadily decreasing rate. This is what causes the media machine to be even more selective on the type of stimulus that they display to their target audience. Sometimes the decision to attraction a short attention span results in lies.

I, however, do not lie. You will get what your attention span craves. Then I can start writing.

Amazing.

Sexy.













ACTION.

Colourful.

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INTRODUCTION

I've always loved the concept of brevity. Now is my chance to put this concept to use.
This is what I plan to write about in my blog:

• Articles. Especially ones that call out the delusions of so many people and potentially offend them.
  
• My ideas and philosophies. Straight and to-the-point.
• Other ideas and philosophies that I find useful and beneficial
  
• Creative poems and stories
• My random adventures
• My personality. For the entire world to view.

Why do I want to start writing?

• Writing helps consolidate and understand one's own thoughts more clearly
• I don't have to repeat the same things over and over. I'll just tell people to check my blog. I've said that jokingly before. Now it will be true.
• To spread my message of peace an happiness throughout the globe. One visitor at a time.
• It gives people a chance to enter the deeper creative depths of my mind

Who the @#$! is Hector?

In grade 7, I noticed that there were always a few ASIAN Kevins in each class. I felt that my name had become detached from my identity. My solution? Change my name. During French class I noticed a drawing of a cliche chef in white with his white chef hat. He was saying some common French phrase like, "Je m'appelle Hector". Jokingly, I said that my new name was Hector, because I wanted to be a hardcore chef like him. It stayed for a while.


Later on in life, I used Hector to define my alternate hardcore personality. This was further solidified when I was playing Super Mario Bros on my friend's Nintendo DS. I got a special mushroom and Mario grew really big, destroying everything in his path."Hey James, I'm going HECTORMODE!"

Hectormode was born. Now you can somewhat understand. Everyone asks me this, so now I can just send them here.




This post is cut short. It's New Years Eve. I'm heading out to party. I'll be posting again soon!